There’s nothing better than welcoming the witching season by curling up on the couch with big bowl o’ hot buttered popcorn, some sugary goodies and watching your favorite horror flick on t.v.
But one can only watch that creepy red-faced demon cavorting around to Tiptoe Through the Tulips so many times before one becomes jaded.
Today’s spotlight author, Jolie Du Pre, tells us how she would try to avoid the gaze of the fanged, clawed Zxxtergin to survive.
BB: Using mythical creatures, popular movie villains, strange characters and any other weirdness your twisted mind can think of, conjure up what you think the next Big Bad horror villain should be.
The next “big bad” horror villain is an Zxxtergin. An Zxxtergin is a monster who looks human. It has a life-span of 1,000 years, and it feeds on human blood and tissue. Zxxtergins have fangs and claws that emerge during killing and feeding.
BB: What would you do if you ran into said villain?
If I ran into an Zxxtergin, I’m basically screwed. All an Zxxtergin has to do is lock eyes with you and you’re done for. It can make you do what it wants.
BB: You need to stand out from the other victims in the movie. What catchphrase would you scream as you try to run away?
If I were lucky enough to get away from an Zxxtergin, I’d scream “I have a gun!” A gunshot to the head will kill an Zxxtergin, and it knows that.
BB: The monster has you and your friends cornered. What do you do?
I’d throw up or fart or do something gross to turn the Zxxtergin off in hopes that it will go for one of my friends. (Hey, in America, every woman for herself, right?)
BB: What is your weapon of choice to fight the Big Bad?
A gun is the only weapon that will work. You can try and do the crossbow thing like Daryl Dixon in “The Walking Dead,” aim for its head. But good luck with that.
BB: What is the eventual outcome? Is your number up? Or do you survive (and if so, how does the ordeal effect you)?
Zxxtergins have been around for centuries. If it happens to me, my number is up. Fortunately for me, I haven’t come across one yet.
Jolie du Pre is a full-time published author, editor, article writer and blogger. Her horror/paranormal/dark erotica books introducing Zxxtergins, The M Series, are published by Logical-Lust. For more information, visit http://www.joliedupre.com
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